Mark Elliot Zuckerberg is a CEO billionaire and the owner and founder of Facebook. He is known for being a creepy, lifeless zombie of a man with dead eyes that stare off into space and a ridiculously high hairline that exposes his entire forehead. He is friends with Charles Lovely and the other billionaire CEOs that control the world. His catchphrase is "Higher Hair". He first appeared in "A Star is Porn". He is voiced by Rocky Russo.
Biography[]
In "A Star is Porn", Karen tried to get Mark Zuckerberg to build his new headquarters in Paradise so that he could help gentrify the crappy old town. She brought him into her office for an interview but all he did was sit there, staring into space with his dead eyes. Suddenly, he broke voice and asked if she liked his hair. Mark Zuckerberg requested higher hair and kept saying "Higher Hair" on repeat. Karen deduced he was asking her to cut his hair, so she did and raised his already extremely high hairline even higher, to the point where he looked like a balding man. Mark Zuckerberg left the building and Karen lost business with him. However, she was hired by Zuckerberg to work as his on-call barber. She immediately got a call from him, requesting "Higher Hair" once again.
In "The Shartist", Mark Zuckerberg showed up at an art gallery, as one of Charles Lovely's good friends, along with several other rich CEOs, such as Elon Musk, Richard Branson, Jeff Bezos, and Michael Lindell. Charles Lovely was happy to see them all again, having not seen them since some infant blood harvest from a long time ago. When making his speech to the crowd, Bullet called out Mark Zuckerberg as a member of the third gender. Mark Zuckerberg just stood there in the audience with his face hanging out, once again exclaiming "Higher Hair".
In "The Butt Cut", Mark Zuckerberg showed up in a cutaway gag, where he was on trial for his website stealing people's online data and personal information. All Mark Zuckerberg said in response to these allegations was "Higher Hair" and the judge was satisfied with this response, immediately finding him not guilty on all charges.
In "King of the Norf", Mark Zuckerberg was Charles Lovely's ring-bearer at the Lovely-Jabowski Wedding. He was upset when Kevin broke in and ruined the wedding, sadly exclaiming "Higher Hair".
In "The Eternal Reckoning", Mark Zuckerberg was one of the evil CEOs, along with Musk, Lindell, Bezos, Branson, and Charles Lovely, who used his ethereal powers to steal the life force from Baby Kevin and use it to give himself and the other rich plutocrats infinite life. This was until Gina punched Charles out and started a fight with them. Mark Zuckerberg fought against radioactive mutant, Lt. Friskers, who used his radiation to make all of his higher hair fall out, much to poor Zuckerberg's dismay.
Appearance[]
Mark Zuckerberg is an exxagerated caricature of the real Mark Zuckerberg, being a very pale-skinned adult Caucasian male with an enormous forehead with pronounced skull-lines on it and some very short light-brown hair that is cut up so high that it exposes more of his already gigantic forehead. He has dead eyes that stare off into space with some bags under them, pencil thin eyebrows, a long and tall Jewish nose, dim pink lips, and a long, slightly-pointed chin. Mark Zuckerberg wears a slate gray hoodie, a yale blue undershirt, stone blue pants, and aegean shoes.
Personality[]
Mark Zuckerberg is a lifeless, zombified creep of a man, who usually just sits around and stares blankly into a void of nothingness. He has very little to say, outside of "Higher Hair", since he has an odd fixation with his hairline being extremely high up because he thinks this is an excellent style.
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Trivia[]
- In "Task Force", there was a parody of Mark Zuckerberg named Dark Zuckerberg, who was the founder and CEO of The Dark Web.