I know it's only been five episodes, but this show already has some great quotes.
Criminal: Where are you going?
Assy: I'm going...to shoot you.
Sanchez: You should get some sleep.
Assy: Sleep is for fat people.
Sanchez: I'm just saying you look tired.
Assy: I'm just saying you're fat.
Assy: Now you need two doctors.
Assy: Shut your taco hole.
Assy: Adios....blimp.
Assy: I must confess. I stole Wi-Fi from my neighbor.
Criminal: Where are you going?
Assy: I'm going...to shoot you.
Sanchez: You should get some sleep.
Assy: Sleep is for fat people.
Sanchez: I'm just saying you look tired.
Assy: I'm just saying you're fat.
Assy: Now you need two doctors.
Assy: Shut your taco hole.
Assy: Adios....blimp.
Assy: I must confess. I stole Wi-Fi from my neighbor.
